She’s just an average girl…but with better shoes!

Mercedes DeLuca-Jones is in a rut. Her BFF (and top fashion designer) Richie, has just passed away leaving a void in her heart and wardrobe... and voices in her head.  Her husband’s eyes (and other bits) are straying; not that she really minds, she’s been trying to get rid of him for years.  Her children have both left home and travelled to Nepal to ‘give something back’ (she still doesn’t know what) and her body is starting to do things that frankly she finds hideous.
So, when ‘The Real Housewives Of’ franchise open auditions for a Gold Coast reality show, Mercedes realises it’s her destiny! 
Marvel as Mercedes DeLuca-Jones explores every avenue of her abundant assets to become the next Really Real House Wife of Surfers Paradise.